The Bucket List

they call me bucket and this is my list
I am bailey
I am bucket
crazievoice:

Grandma Cowell

crazievoice:

Grandma Cowell

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tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

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intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

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eatingisfab:

i am pretty

  • pretty dumb 
  • pretty stupid
  • pretty annoying

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mishawakened-fallen-angel:

frustrated-fallen-angel:

gallifreyanprincess:

insanitymobs:

asktheminecrafthuntress:

ykfinch:

ask-shadefire-midnight-and-elsa:

askdiamonddust:

funnyandhilarious:

New type of airplane… »

Oh hell nah!

My dad would be terrified

I would want the aisle seat.

Imagine it’s a late night flight, and everyone’s dozing off. In your half-asleep stupor you look down at the floor and you see a face gazing in at you through the glass, a face of something not quite human..

welcome to Tumblr, where the most interesting topics twist into nightmares.

how cool

Can you imagine how scary this would be during a thunderstorm with lightning?

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trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

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Welcome to: the Clint Barton Appreciation Club!

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fandomskeepmesaneandhappy:

camyberry:

I wanted to give a Disney tribute to the famous ALS Ice BUcket Challenge, so here you can have some sketches of Anna and Elsa :D

If you are interested in drawing a Kristoff, or a Hans or a Rapunzel Ice Bucket Challenge, tag me back and link back my drawing like it is actually a real challenge :D

But please pay attention this is not just a game, but a challenge giving ASL research an opportunity. Also, note that having some ice freezing you should be like ASL patients feel in their bodies every moment. Be conscious! Check the website www.alsa.org and if you can give a donation!

Also, in case you actually did your Ice Bucket Challenge i also hope you are conscious you actually wasted some clean water. I know it’s for a good reason, but clean water can’t be wasted!
So please check also the website www.water.org and give the world some water too <3

I LAUGHED TOO MUCH.

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